Kill It With Fire

OH JESUS, OH GAWD, LAWD HAVE MERCY, KILL IT WITH FIRE

When something is ugly, terrifying, or both, it needs to be exterminated. And what better way than with fire? Fire is the universal cleanser to put an end to just about anything that isn't completely resilient against it.

Things you should kill with fire

 * SPIDERS.


 * Any animal that has the gall to look at you wrong


 * Invasive species of plant

Things you shouldn't kill with fire

 * Your friends


 * Your family


 * Your pets


 * Anyone else you like


 * Yourself


 * The POTUS


 * Any world leaders for that matter

Things you can't kill with fire

 * Robots


 * Golems


 * Dragons


 * Water bears