Goddamn Emoticon

If I see one more GODDAMN emoticon...

A Goddamn Emoticon is one that causes pain in somebody who looks at it by being plain stupid and unwanted. There are some key differences between a Goddamn Emoticon and a regular one. A way to tell if you're looking at a Goddamn Emoticon is if...


 * It's seemingly forced to make an awful attempt to connect with young people
 * Emojis already exist
 * It was written on paper, a blackboard, etc. instead of being a drawing of a basic corresponding face with a head

A more modern version of the Goddamn Emoticon is obviously the Goddamn Emoji.