The Gamer

''Fatness, pimples, the Basement Ponytail — he's got it all. And it's ALWAYS a he.''

Think of the Fatty, Basement Dweller, and Geek fused into one human. That's who the Gamer is. In better detail, the Gamer is the guy who's unrealistically obsessed with video games and is proud to show it around the clock. He completed all the game challenges, got all the trophies, finishes every task, and so on. His in-game character is of a high level and has all the best gear there is. Of course, being a Basement Dweller, he doesn't have friends outside of the game.