Suh Kuel

When someone (most likely boys between the ages of 7 and 16) tries too damn hard to be cool. This can go the way of being kewl or edgy. Either way, this needs to be ended  now .

There are many ways Suh Kuel can be achieved, most of which are listed below.

Video Games

 * Formatting your player name as "xX[name]Xx" or any other variant
 * Giving yourself a name with...
 * Gamer (dead giveaway you haven't gone through puberty yet)
 * Wolf
 * King
 * Gearing yourself with "cool" equipment
 * The headphones and hoodie getup
 * Only play shooter, horror, or fighter games

Real life

 * Throw insults others although they did nothing to warrant said insults
 * Listen to metal and related genres of music
 * Watch "every" horror film that hits theaters
 * Use profanity in every (other) sentence
 * Joke about (child) death, suicide, child, domestic, animal, or substance abuse
 * Bonus Points if that's your only comedic style
 * Constantly talk about how much everyone else sucks
 * Or how the world sucks, or how everything sucks, or how nothing matters, or how much you hate yourself, or how everyone is against you, or how you're against everyone...

General

 * Be edgy in a way that hasn't been listed
 * Claim to be better than everyone else
 * Wear all black
 * Dye your hair black
 * Wear Jordans
 * Claim to be the best at something