Rong Speling

Say goodbye to your literacy skills.

Rong Speling ihz wen u spel sumtyhnge rong ohn acidint owre purpis. Ithir wei, ur speling iz FUKEN BAHD aund u shud feal ashaymd uf ursellph. Ther aiur menee rezuns wy sumwuhn woud spel sunthynge bahdli: theur stuhpyddd, thuei waunt tu bea koul, owre thuei waunt tu mauk sumwuhn ehls's bahd gramur.

Ihn fikshin, intenshinul Rong Speling kaen bi uzhd phor thuh saeme reezunz iht iz ihn reel laif but ihz moar leikli duhn phor uh cumeedic efekt ihnsted uv en aktuel laq uv intelygense.

Camumin intenshinul misspels
Soam pepil liek tu du wut's bihn dun tu fuken deth trilyins uv tiems, suhch ahz repleisinhg auh c wiuth auh k tu bei EHKTRUH KOUL!! Buht thuh "saud" realitie iz thaut theur ownlee duinhg sumtyhnge evreewuhn elhs caehm oup wiuth beifoar thehm laung ahgoe. Bilowe ihz uh lihste uhv weiz pepil leiq tu misspel werdz ihnkloodinhg letre ree pulaecmuntz, fuule werd reepulaecmuntz, ahnd letre drawpyinhgz.

C

 * -ck → -c or k ("pack" to "pac/pak")


 * C → K ("cool" to "kool")

K

 * -ks → -x ("sucks" to "sux")

S

 * -s → z ("dogs" to "dogz")

T

 * Too/to → 2 ("too many" to "2 many" or "how to" to "how 2")