Absolutely Nothing

 Nothing !? We can't just sit here and do nothing!

Absolute Nothingness is the pure absence of objects, information, content, meaning, or substance. The definition of Absolutely Nothing can change depending on the context of the situation. When someone does Absolutely Nothing, they sit there and do, well, nothing. If they're needed to do something by their friends, they're a Useless Friend and the others might try to act without them seeing how unhelpful they are. As they're doing Absolutely Nothing, a Tumbleweed Of The Void might pass by on occasion. Doing Absolutely Nothing may sometimes be more effective than actually doing something to solve the current problem or complete the task at hand.