Shellnut Moment

''It may be that you want to look a lot smarter than you actually are, or that you want to fill up a page with nonsense, or you just want to intimidate your readers with the sheer girth of your text, the Shellnut Moment will be your best friend. So if you really, really, REALLY want to know what the universal secret only known by the gods themselves up until this very moment, read on, my friend. But first, let's remember the polar opposite of the Shellnut Moment: the Nutshell Moment. In that, it's basically taking something and summarizing it. You see, it's that easy. But the Nutshell is for lazy people. We aren't lazy here - we want to make damn sure our readers understand what they're reading or else there's no point in saying anything in the first place, now is there? I mean, if you're writing a page on UnTrash Wiki and you do a job that can truly only be described as terrible and worthless as you leave your readers utterly mystified and scared, then you might as well not have written anything to begin with. Now, on to describing the most essential definition of a Shellnut Moment. If you're a reader with a few IQ points lingering about in your head, then you'd have noticed by now that a Shellnut Moment is an unnecessarily long and complicated, yet admittedly well-composed, description of something for one who seeks learned information on the topic in question. But is that truly all there is to the Shellnut Moment? Surely there's more we can learn about it, like how to use it, who its creator is, where they are now, what the origins of each letter in the words "Shellnut Moment" are, if you're still even reading this right now, what the backstory of the author's motivation to write such an ungodly behemoth of a page was, where he is, what his origins are, what he'll do in hell as a punishment for writing this page, or what the TRUE meaning of a Shellnut Moment is. Oh, yes. There is a chance of this being a pseudo-definition, and you didn't even stop to acknowledge it, did you? You could be wasting your time right now for all you know. Do you know? Do you know anything ? Does he know anything? What is anything? Think about that before you go to bed tonight.''

Uhh... yeah, that.