So Unbelievably Sad

''Oh, geez. It's this UnTrash again. Get the world's smallest violin ready.''

An UnTrash that makes its best effort that making the audience Cry With Onions. It's not one to mess around, using any Dirty Tricks at its disposal. Orphans, puppies and kittens, lonesomeness, ignorance to the evil of the world, injury, disease (more effective if fatal), and more are deployed to play on how desperate a situation is. So Unbelievably Sad is similar to Jerk The Tears, only that UnTrash has some level of deliberation underneath. Here, the UnTrash is much more meta and directed at the audience instead of a character.