Cry With Onions

ONIONS, Donkey.

If an audience needs to Cry With Onions, the emotional moments in whatever they're experiencing are so emotionless that they'd need onions (or anything else that'd make them shed tears) to make them even come close to crying. This is likely when the writing is bad due to amateur writers, rushed writing, or just simply being trashy. Obviously, this is the sorrowful version of Laugh With Feathers.