Playing Is Creepy

''"Do you want to play with me?" OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO''

When a child asks you "do you want to play with me?" and the line is supposed to inspire fear in your soul. In the world of horror films, children are much more frightening than they are in any other genre, which is why when one asks you to play, you're expected to ruin all of your pants. Although Not Creepy Is Creepy is a horror UnTrash that gets parodied heavily by non-horror franchises, Playing Is Creepy is one nested under it that doesn't get parodied as much as the others, such as Children Are Creepy, might. This UnTrash also extends to the act of children actually playing with each other or sounding like they're having fun, such as in instances of them humming lullabies or laughing while out of sight of either the characters or audience. This is the more widely preferred way of writing a scene with Playing Is Creepy in it. The closest that Playing Is Creepy might come to being played seriously in modern fiction is being semi-parodied by Fiction Within Fiction that less accurately depicts real horror movies and how they play their UnTrashes.