Spacetime Hates You

Space and time just double-teamed your ass!

When something that is very inopportune happens to someone because God wants to them suffer. This UnTrash might be Played For Laughs, but it's also used in tandem with other UnTrashes such as God Makes It Worse and Throw Salt On The Wound where painfully well-timed events only make someone's day worse than it already is.