You're Doing It Wrong

''Just... just stop. For the sake of what's left of your dignity, stop.''

Sometimes, it's best to be told when you're wrong, especially if you're doing something wrong, especially if that "something" is "it", especially if "it" is being done in front of a few other people, especially if "a few other people" actually means hundreds of people who will mock you for looking like a moron for doing "it" wrong. Many people are doing it wrong, and people are doing it wrong all the time on any scale: your town, your state, your country, your entire planet.