Goddamn Emoticon

If I see one more GODDAMN EMOTICON...

A Goddamn Emoticon is one that causes pain to somebody's very being. There are key differences between a Goddamn Emoticon and a regular one. Ways of tell if you're looking at a Goddamn Emoticon are if it's seemingly forced to make an awful attempt at connecting with young people made by old people, emojis already exist, or it was written on a physical surface in place of a drawing of a basic face. A more modern version of the Goddamn Emoticon is the Goddamn Emoji. Bonus Points if whoever wrote the Goddamn Emoticon also uses other Hip Wit' Da Kidz techniques to connect with the young people, further amplifying the net Soul Pain.