Done Goofed

''Aaaaawww! Now you fucked up!''

There are many bad things that you could do in your life: murder people, steal things from people, burn down an orphanage, murder people to steal things from their burned-down orphanage, torture the innocent, blackmail your friends into giving them what you want, shove your dick where he's not supposed to go, play the Jackass Game for YouTube (and dem SWEET-ASS VIEWS AND SUBS AMIRITE), vandalize pages on UnTrash Wiki, feed animals the wrong food on purpose, and pick a fight with a cop like they won't arrest you on the spot. All of those things ultimately lead up to you realizing that you Done Goofed because goofing is the bad thing to end all bad things (or at least to be found at the end of all bad things).