Rong Speling

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Rong Speling ihz wen u spel sumtyhnge rong ohn acidint owre purpis. Ithir wei, ur speling iz FUKEN BAHD aund u shud feal ashaymd uf ursellph. Ther aiur menee rezuns wy sumwuhn woud spel sunthynge badli: theur stuhpyddd, thei waunt tu bea koul, owre thei waunt tu mauk somwan els's bahd gramur.

Camumin intenshinul mispeuls
Soam pepil liek tu du wut's bihn dun tu fuken deth trilyins uv tiems, suhch ahz repleising auh c wiuth auh k tu bei EHKTRUH KOUL!! Buht thuh "saud" realitie iz thaut theur ownlee duing sumtyhnge evryon elhs caehm oup wiuth beifoar thehm, liek, auh bilyin yeers ahgoe.

C

 * -ck → -c or k ("pack" to "pac/pak")


 * C → K ("cool" to "kool")

K

 * -ks → -x ("sucks" to "sux")

S

 * -s → z ("dogs" to "dogz")

T

 * Too/to → 2 ("too many" to "2 many" or "how to" to "how 2")