Too Stupid To Be Alive

Just... just...

When someone's moronic or illogical actions, like mindlessly screw around with fire, should have gotten them killed long ago. This person is most likely to be an Idiot, Jackass, or SOB. An Idiot would be Too Stupid To Be Alive because it's their job to be, a Jackass because they think they can do risky stunts without getting hurt, and an SOB because they're supposed to get their comeuppance after doing something dangerous in an attempt to get someone else hurt.

Too Stupid To Be Alive applies very well to the Horror Victims in horror movies. At this point, we hope that the Horror Monster gets them because of how infuriating it is to watch them do the most moronic things imaginable yet still somehow live.