Goddamn Emoji

If I see one more GODDAMN EMOJI...

The Goddamn Emoji is the evolved form of the Goddamn Emoticon. It's much more commonplace nowadays than the former as well as it's fundamentally a modern emoticon who's a Unicode character that can be more expressive than its predecessor. Being goddamned, the Goddamn Emoji is a painfully forced, overused, misused, or otherwise unwanted emoji normally used by older people to connect with later generations. Because emojis are what the young people like, the older folks believe that by feigning understandment of the way the minds of today's youth function will warrant respect from the younger age groups despite the fact that this tactic will inevitably prove to be Sliiiq and create the excruciating feeling of — please forgive our outdated usage of the following slang — "cringe", a pseudo-emotion that is understood to describe the pain that directly injures one's very soul.