Exactly 8.3 Million

The new >9000?

An extremely large quantity of something that is so horrifyingly oversized that it can be exaggerated grossly and no one would be able to tell it's been exaggerated because it's just that big. The presence of Exactly 8.3 Million of something can either be helpful or hurtful depending on the current situation. If someone finds $Exactly 8.3 as they walk down the street, that's generally a good thing. But if they suddenly get mugged for that sum of money by a crook, they're in deep trouble and may or may not see tomorrow's sunlight. The UnTrash might be a way to exaggerate the severity of a situation, like how having Exactly 8.3 Million people forming an Angry Mob against a singular person before flooding the streets with their torches and pitchforks, tossing cars over, and breaking into stores for no reason other than Anger Because Anger.

Fun Fact: The original name for Exactly 8.3 Million was 9+ More, but that wasn't enough of an exaggeration. That's how we wound up with what we have now.