Exactly 8.3 Million

The new >9000?

An extremely large quantity of something that is so horrifyingly oversized that it can be exaggerated grossly and no one would be able to tell it's been exaggerated because it's just that big. For example, Guy is about to face a boss that has exactly 8.3 million HP. He somehow sees its health, reevaluates fighting it, and bravely turns and runs for the hills.

Fun Fact: The original name for Exactly 8.3 Million was 9+ More, but that wasn't enough of an exaggeration. That's how we wound up with what we have now.