Caveman Speak

Ape try read leaf pile not under stand word give up throw leaf scream SHAKE TREE TOP

The speech pattern cavemen and other low-intelligence characters are known to use. In real life, cavemen only used grunts, simple noises, and basic words to communicate with each other, not the semi-complex language fiction depicts them using. Caveman Speak, as to be expected, is a lot simpler than proper English for obvious reasons.