Rong Speling

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Rong Speling iz wen u spel somthing rong ohn acidint owre purpis. Ithir wei, ur speling iz FUKEN BAHD aund u shud feal ashaymd uf ursellf. Ther aiur menee rezuns wy somone woud spel somthing badli: theur stoupid, thei waunt tu bea koul, owre thei waunt tu mauk somwan els's bahd gramur.

Camumin intenshinul mispeuls
Soam pepil liek tu du wut's bihn dun tu fuken deth trilyins uv tiems, suhch ahz repleising auh c wiuth auh k tu bei EHKTRUH KOUL!! Buht thuh "saud" realitie iz thaut theur ownlee duing sumtihnge evryon els caehm oup wiuth beifoar thehm, liek, auh bilyin yeers ahgoe.

C

 * -ck → -c or k ("pack" to "pac/pak")


 * C → K ("cool" to "kool")

K

 * -ks → -x ("sucks" to "sux")

S

 * -s → z ("dogs" to "dogz")

T

 * Too/to → 2 ("too many" to "2 many" or "how to" to "how 2")