100% Chance

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When any event is guaranteed to happen in any context. For instance, there is a 100% Chance you're on UnTrash Wiki right now. To broaden the usability of this UnTrash, we also use it for hyperbole, such as by saying there's a 100% Chance the Mentor will either die or come near death in whatever franchise he appears in, the Good Guys will win, or the Nerd and Geek will wear glasses. This is because creators play some UnTrashes and build some roles in such a uniform manner that you could exaggerate the chances of your assumptions of the way they create their franchise being accurate and very probably be correct. The true opposite of 100% Chance is Nevar Evar, with a close opposite being 1% Chance.