The Goodie

''Hey there, friend! You don't know me? Well, now you do! We're friends now.''

The one who's nice and does good things as they are the nice guy. Apparently, as such, they will finish last. The Goodie is the one who, at least, is happy almost all the time, as well as has many positive traits like honesty and charity. They might be used as a tool by other people to do horrible things, which would come to a surprise to people who know the person to not do such things and aren't aware of the cruel utilization plan. The Goodie is likely also a lucky person as good things, like winning the lotto, happen to good people in fiction. Goodies are prone to bullying and hatred as they easily find fortune that they seemingly do not deserve.

The Goodie is not to be confused with the Saint, the Goodie3, or the Wiener, a Goodie mixed with the universe's Punching Bag.