The Idiot Infomercial People

why just why

The painfully stupid people in infomercials (and sometimes commercials) who cannot function like how time-efficient (also known as real) humans do. Every single little thing they do is nothing but RONG. In a way, they're the prime definition of YOUR RONG personified. This is all because they don't have the power of the Advertised Product on their side and, therefore, are living completely incorrectly.

These people are noted for being clumsy and trying things that obviously wouldn't work. Apparently, since the Advertised Product is a Make-You-Smartener, these Idiot Infomercial People will continue to live in moronic agony to the end of their days. Or until they take the time to buy the Product.