Absolutely Pathetic

''Hmph. Pathetic.''

When the subject of this UnTrash is utterly pitiful that it becomes a disgusting sight to anyone who witnesses it. If it's a person who's Absolutely Pathetic, they're likely a Wimp, Wuss, or Wiener, roles that are naturally lowly and uncool. If it's an object that's pathetic, it could be a very ineffective weapon, something that breaks after any form of pressure is put on it, or a tool that has no effect after being used.