What Are An

What are an UnTrash? YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.

A phrase used to emphasize how ignorant someone is (of something). An example is "I didn't know what are an stegosaurus until I looked it up". In fiction, What Are An can be used for when someone is on beginner levels of expertise on some new concept they've just been introduced to. If the Hero just got One Helluva Weapon with Exactly 8.3 Million functions, they wouldn't know what are an function of that weapon is, how to use it, or where. To increase the hilarity of this UnTrash, if a word starts with a vowel, then it's What Is A. If it's a plural, the phrase doesn't change unless the former is true. If followed by a word that starts with a vowelundefined, use the alternative "What Are A".