Godless Third Drawer Of The Demon Nightstand

OH DEAR GOD NO

By far the most evil container in the universe (or probably evar ). If it's ever opened, We're All Gonna Die when The Ultimate Evil is unleashed. It's most likely too malevolent for The Villain to hold, so someone like The Villain II would keep it in their possession. If it's not held by anyone, it's most likely hanging out in some temple or other structure placed there by some ancient beings a long time ago.