That's Not Sexy

''You know when she... aaah, nevermind. You wouldn't understand.''

When something displeasing comes out of nowhere and ruins the good feeling of the current situation, That's Not Sexy. This can be that something boring, disgusting, or stupid shows up and ruins everything for everybody. Lemme explain a little better.

Let's say you're eating something like, say, a birthday cake at your friend's birthday party outside. The sun's hitting you just right, the gentle wind makes the the trees' leaves rustle in a calming way, and the cake is cooked to perfection. Everyone around you is having fun and your friend's pets are doing cute pet things in the yard. Suddenly, you see this strange thing that has a slightly brighter shade of brown on your cake. Upon further inspection, you see that it's a spider that's enjoying the frosting on your cake with you. You get up, throw your plate of cake like a Frisbee, and wonder for how long was that spider infiltrating your sugar-filled desert. There's only one thing to say now: That's Not Sexy.