Nevar Evar

''Nevar evar? E-evar? NEVAR!? NEVAAAAAAAAAAR!!''

No. Nevar.

This is when something is guaranteed to never happen no matter what. Anyone can do anything they want, but that still won't make it happen.\

Things that will Nevar Evar happen

 * Smart people in horror films who don't just die off
 * Someone returning from a Forever Ded moment
 * An end to the worst UnTrashes there are