The Idiot Infomercial People

''No! Stop that RIGHT NOW! What are you even doing anymore? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?''

These are unrealistically stupid people in infomercials (and sometimes commercials) who cannot function like how time-efficient (real) humans do. Every single little thing they do is nothing but RONG. Actually, they're the prime definition of YOUR RONG put in action. This is all because they don't have the power of the Advertised Product on their side and, therefore, are living completely incorrectly.

These people are noted for being clumsy and trying things that obviously wouldn't work. Apparently, since the Advertised Product is the monolith from 2001, these Idiot Infomercial People will continue to live in moronic agony to the end of their days. Or until they take the time to buy the Product.