Take The Shot

Roses are red, violets are not

Don't be a wuss and  take the shot 

"The shot" has two potential meanings: a shot as in "a shot of medicine" and a shot as in "a shot from a gun". But for now, we'll focus on the second meaning. When someone needs to Take The Shot, they need to kill someone they love or an innocent, harmless animal who pulls a Mega Cute Face to make the shooter feel more guilty about killing an animal. The shooter would do this because of Peer Pressure from their Worse Friends or Dad Would Be Ashamed if his child didn't pull that goddamn trigger and land a sweet silver bullet between that fffffFUCKING deer's eyes RIGHT this very moment. Ahem. After the shooter says the animal's prayers and finally Takes The Shot, they may feel Instant Regret but receive praise from whoever was pressuring them into taking it.